<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Awkward Christmas</td><td>Awarded for playing the game on December 24 or 25. Happy holidays!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Button Masher</td><td>Awarded if one player presses their button 100+ times during a win/loss condition.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Completed 1%</td><td>You've now seen 1% of all content. Only 99% to go!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Completed 2%</td><td>You've now seen 2% of all content. Only 98% to go...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Completed 3%</td><td>The question is, how long are we going to keep this up?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Completed 42%</td><td>You've now seen 42% of all content. Don't forget your towel.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Completed 69%</td><td>You've now seen 69% of all content. Only 31% to go!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Completed 99%</td><td>You've now seen 99% of all content. So close...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dedicated Cheater</td><td>Nice try cheater, but the file was only a decoy!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Double Double Rainbow</td><td>"Almost a triple rainbow..."
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Massacre!</td><td>Awarded if 8 players all lose in the same round.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Monkey See, Monkey Do</td><td>Awarded for seeing "Act like a monkey" 10 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>More Fun Than Driving a Bus From Tuscon to Las Vegas</td><td>Awarded for actively playing the game for 8 hours in a row. Remember not to let the attract screen time out...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Shaving the Cat</td><td>Awww, the Cat lost 3 times in a row.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Underachiever</td><td>You haven't received an achievement in the last 2 hours. Here, have a pity one.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Wow, That's a Lot of Button Presses</td><td>Awarded for pressing buttons a combined 100,000 times over the life of the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You're Not Doing It Right...</td><td>Dude, you're definitely not stepping back away from the screen. Quit cheating!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You're So Lucky!</td><td>Each round, you have a one in a million chance of getting this achievement. Good luck...
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