<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>#honest</td><td>Complete the Scythian's woeful errand without cheating.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>#moar</td><td>It has been said that something lurks within the White Stag of Scythia, wherever/whenever/whatever that might be.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Assemble the Trigon Trifecta</td><td>Complete the three trigons in The Dark Moon Rock Show.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cheating Cheater</td><td>Adjust your computer's date/time settings to access other moon phases & thus feel profound shame.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Monster Hunter</td><td>Find & somehow slay at least 7 lagomorphs, you jerk.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Now We Are Cosmic Friends Forever</td><td>Upload the Megatome at the summit of Mingi Taw & complete the Scythian's woeful errand.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Ballad of the Space Babies</td><td>Summon a slumbering sylvan sprite & send it skyward.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Bright Moon Trigon</td><td>Be awesome, get the Bright Moon Trigon from beneath an impossible island in the centre of a placid lake.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Dark Moon Trigon</td><td>Despite everything, tame the Dark Moon Trigon in a rain-soaked forest during a storm of thunder & lightning.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Gold Trigon</td><td>Tame the cosmic geometry of The Gold Trigon in a sunlit meadow where angry bird sculptures loom.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Grizzled Boor</td><td>Feel free to take this opportunity to secretly self-identify as a principled, loving individual or a violent psychopath.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Moon Grotto</td><td>Use the Grizzled Boor's key to open the locked door to you-know-where.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Mushroom Kingdom</td><td>Experience the strange insight offered by a divinatory mushroom.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>We Got the Megatome</td><td>Retrieve the burdensome book of sinister sworcery from the darkness beneath Mingi Taw.
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