<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ah, finally some peace and quiet</td><td>Collected all Collectibles.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Alternating Currents</td><td>Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Art Major</td><td>Viewed your portrait in all dimensions.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Astounding Automator</td><td>Complete all levels in "IKE-aramba!".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Big Meanie</td><td>Knocked Ike over with an object.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bots beget bots</td><td>Collect all collectibles in "IKE-aramba!".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Did a Thing!</td><td>Used the 'Do A Thing!' menu item.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dimensional Drifter</td><td>Powered up the first generator.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Eagle Eyed</td><td>Collect all collectibles in "The Desmond Debacle".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Explorer of All Roads</td><td>Solved 'Choose Wisely' by choosing each battery first.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Extraordinaire Extrapolator</td><td>Powered up the Uber-IDS.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Honor Student</td><td>Achieved Shifts Goal on all maps.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>In less than 12 parsecs</td><td>Achieved Goal Times on all maps.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Left or Dead?</td><td>Make it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ludicrous Speed</td><td>Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>No disassemble!</td><td>Make it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nuclear Nooby</td><td>Picked up the IDS device.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Outstanding Ornithologist</td><td>Complete all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Peerless Perambulator</td><td>Powered up the third generator.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Short Circuits</td><td>Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Still Alive</td><td>Made it through every level at least once without dying.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Symmetrical Sojourner</td><td>Powered up the second generator.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Testing the Fences</td><td>Broke 20 panes of glass.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Two Drink Minimum</td><td>Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Well, look what you found there</td><td>Picked up your first Collectible.
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