<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Crayon Pumping</td><td>Find every piece of paper.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Elementary</td><td>Complete the game with only Fire sword and Ice wand.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Just Dew It</td><td>Complete the game in less than 15 minutes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Keep Your Cool</td><td>Complete the game with only Fire sword and Portal wand.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Keepin It Jenny</td><td>Complete the game without harming any Frog, Fox, Berry or Deer Jennys.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Masterfully Executed Failure</td><td>Teleport a flying axe so that it hits you anyway.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>My Brain Is Large</td><td>Complete the Master Cave.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Number One Fan</td><td>Find every card.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Stratospheric Picnic</td><td>Launch a Pancake enemy into the air.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Technical Pacifist</td><td>Defeat an off-screen enemy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Hard Way</td><td>Discover a shortcut in an item dungeon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Three Hours Dungeon</td><td>Complete the game in less than three hours.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Tool Assisted</td><td>Complete the game with all three items.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Wanderer</td><td>Complete the game with only Portal wand and Ice wand.
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