<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A spark in the dark!</td><td>Learn about the ultimate genius, Nikola Tesla.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>All hail to Romero!</td><td>Watch "Night of the Living Dead" ingame
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>All mutants must die!</td><td>Fight your way through the hatching room.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cinematic!</td><td>Watch at least 2 different propaganda movies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Coke for ammo!</td><td>Tinker around with ice-cold cola to get more shotgun ammo.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Crimson Jihad!</td><td>Build a bomb and blow it up!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cry, Baby, Cry!</td><td>Make a little girl scream!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Damn you, Darwin!</td><td>Meet your first fully-grown Homo Novus.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>For cash, booze and boobies!</td><td>Take the job, survive the horrible intro and start the investigations.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>From Poland with love!</td><td>Fall back to good old stealing to solve a puzzle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>GAY-o! It´s OK-o!</td><td>Support the equal rights movement to get out alive!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hammered like a boss!</td><td>Drink a bottle of "Bavarian Blinder" and enjoy the effects!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!</td><td>Meet the lunatic who designed this game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>HENTAI - PROOF!</td><td>Survive a tentacle-rape-attack without using lube!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>History is for p0rn!</td><td>Find a vintage adult movie.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>KATJUSHA!</td><td>Sing a proper song for this beauty...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>My friend Irwin</td><td>Ally up with your friendly mutant neighbour!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>On the wrong side of the jacquerie!</td><td>Discover why Agent Smith shall never gain access to UBERSOLDAT!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Radiation Penis Enlargement</td><td>It worked on Fukushima Fish, it worked on you!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rotten kitty, undead kitty...</td><td>little claws of fear, feasting kitty, devouring kitty, your end is near!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>SCUBA MASTER</td><td>Dive in at least two levels in the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>SPACE NAZIS MUST DIE!</td><td>Force the Haunebu II flying saucer into retreat!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Springtime for Hitler and Germany...</td><td>...Winter for Poland and France!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Still on top of the Food Chain!</td><td>Survive the first level without getting devoured by hungry mutants.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The holy grail of nerdyness!</td><td>Re-program a C64 to get out of the office.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Schrödinger-Fermi-Paradoxon</td><td>Find out what two of the greatest minds of mankind did to each other...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The secret of the GOLDEN HEAD</td><td>Find out what the strange voice meant.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>To bones, with love.</td><td>Drink some Schnaps with a friendly skeleton.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Yog-Sothoths Puppetmaster</td><td>Resurrect & control a fallen soldier!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Your gods are dead - Cthulhu is rising!</td><td>Get additional informations on the infamous NECRONOMICOM!
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