<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Alone Time</td><td>Maybe you should knock first.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Anarchist's Cookbook</td><td>Mess around with some household chemicals.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Clean Freak</td><td>Complete a mind-numbingly menial task.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Dendro-Infanticide</td><td>Kill the baby plant.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Elevator Proof</td><td>Not even Arnie could survive that.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Got Head</td><td>Revive an old friend.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>My First Time</td><td>Introduce tire iron to cranium.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nice Shootin' Tex</td><td>Happy accidents will happen.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Shrinkage</td><td>Perfect balance of hot and cold.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Smile</td><td>Kill the source.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Smoked</td><td>Smoke the giant bud monster.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Soiled</td><td>Open the wrong crate.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Too Toasty</td><td>Mess around a little too much.
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