<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Brotherly Love</td><td>Beau showed up at a special event.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Darwin Award</td><td>You just improved the gene pool.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Do You Even Rob, Bro?</td><td>His bark was much worse than his bite.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>End of a Salesman</td><td>You finished the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Filthy Animal</td><td>You forgot your cookies...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Good Guy</td><td>You remained above negative influence.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Great Commoner</td><td>A little celebrity endorsement is never a bad thing.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>History Repeating</td><td>Die the way your descendant might.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Lazy Bum</td><td>If only all sales were this easy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Logic King</td><td>You solved the land auction puzzle without hints.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Oh My Guard</td><td>You haven't lost your touch.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Professional Poisoner</td><td>You managed to survive in Havana without arousing suspicion.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Relics Of The Present</td><td>What's he doing here?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Salesman</td><td>You were able to persuade one person without using Seller Intuition.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Smooth Criminal</td><td>You really know how to cover your tracks.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Super Salesman</td><td>You were able to persuade everyone without using Seller Intuition.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You Might Learn Something</td><td>Played the game with commentary on.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>You're Going Toupee For That</td><td>You've got a bright future ahead of you as a common thug.
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