<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Acidtrip done</td><td>Complete third level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Antichrist!</td><td>Disable 10 religious items.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Back in black</td><td>Get Lucius's suit.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bengt!</td><td>Pick Up a beachball.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Butthurt</td><td>You need to figure this one out yourself.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cannon fodder</td><td>Kill 3 people with firehydrant.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Controlfreak.</td><td>Break 5 different items with mindcontrol.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Corn king killed</td><td>Complete ninth level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Developers deserve to die!</td><td>Kill passangers from the bus.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Don't fear the reaper</td><td>Kill 3 persons with a scythe.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Double Homicide</td><td>Make a double kill.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Electric power!</td><td>Kill a person with electricity.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Escape the ward</td><td>Complete first level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Executioner</td><td>Decapitate an enemy 6 times.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fiery furnace</td><td>Kill a person with fire.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Finally it's done</td><td>Complete the game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Grinder</td><td>Use a woodchipper to make minced meat.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hit & run!</td><td>Get run over by a car.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hit, run and beat it!</td><td>Get run over by MJ.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Holy diver</td><td>Make a person mad.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hospitals are for pussies</td><td>Finish chapter 1.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I just called, to say, I will kill you</td><td>Make a succesfull Call.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I remember when I lost my mind</td><td>Use chainsaw to kill an enemy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I want to ride my tricycle!</td><td>Find a tricycle and ride it.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I'm just a lonely boy</td><td>Make someone else shoot you with a nailgun.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Is Ted really your friend?</td><td>Call Ted.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>It's a toy story</td><td>Find 12 bobbleheads.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>King of bobbleheads</td><td>Find 60 bobbleheads.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Light up the blunt!</td><td>Kill a person with a blunt object.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Like a surgeon</td><td>Poison A heart transplant in two ways.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ludlow Chainsaw Massacre</td><td>Use chainsaw to kill an enemy in the final episode.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ludlow is too small for me</td><td>Complete sixth level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mastermind</td><td>Use 5 different items with mindcontrol.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Melting pot</td><td>Kill a person with Acid.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>MJ</td><td>Touch four kids.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Murderer</td><td>Kill a person.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nailed it!</td><td>Kill a person with a nailgun.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nun of that</td><td>Complete second level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Out of gas</td><td>Explode a gas pump.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Patience is a virtue</td><td>Kill 3 people with the pressure chamber.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Problem Child</td><td>Kill everyone in every level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Puppetmaster</td><td>Attack and kill 5 persons with mindcontrol.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Put your lights off</td><td>Complete eight level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Resourceful</td><td>Use 4 vending machines to acquire goods.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Roadkill</td><td>Witness a person getting ran over by a car.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rob Bery</td><td>Steal money from Ludlow.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ronaldo</td><td>Kick dead enemy head around.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sacrilege</td><td>Disable a religious item.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>She's just looking for attention</td><td>Call Marla.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sledge-hammer-time!</td><td>Hit a person with sledgehammer.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sleepy hollow</td><td>Kill everyone at Ludlow.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Smoking kills</td><td>Kill 3 people by using the environment while they are having a smoke.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Smooth elevator</td><td>Kill a person by getting them to drop down to the elevator shaft.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Splitting headache</td><td>Split a persons head with a circular saw.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sting</td><td>Use bees to kill an enemy.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Ted Bundy</td><td>Kill more than three persons in a row.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Thanks for smoking</td><td>Attract enemy attention 5 times with smokes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The boy has toys</td><td>Find 1 bobblehead.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>These are the toys of my life</td><td>Find 40 bobbleheads.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>This is blasphemy</td><td>Disable 5 religious items.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Trumpets filled with water</td><td>Complete seventh level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Unabomber</td><td>Create a homemade bomb from fertilizer.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Under construction</td><td>Complete fourth level.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Wobble wobble</td><td>Find 25 bobbleheads.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Your lips are venomous</td><td>Kill a person with Poison.
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