<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>24/7 2fort</td><td>Win a sniper battle.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Action Man</td><td>Get a kill with a bolt action, pump and lever action gun in one match.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Arsenal</td><td>Unlock all original 70 weapons.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Big Mess</td><td>Get your head blown off while voluntarily barfing.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cash Rules Everything Around Me</td><td>Unlock a gold weapon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Champ</td><td>Win a game of Deathmatch or Weapons Deal.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cool Island Song</td><td>Kill an enemy with a pineapple.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Desert Secret</td><td>Destroy the evil magician once and for all.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Elemental Master</td><td>Take damage from a molotov and a nitrogen charge. While tased.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fields Secret</td><td>Nobody likes helicopters.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gettin' Educated</td><td>Play the tutorial.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Grave Filler</td><td>Kill 1000 enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hup Hup</td><td>Kill an enemy while you are both in the air.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Just Blew in from Stupid Town</td><td>Blow yourself up with a vest in Team Deathmatch.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Kill 'em All</td><td>The only achievement you'll ever need.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Luke Parry</td><td>Parry 100 enemies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>My New Gun</td><td>Unlock a new weapon.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>NET+ Certified</td><td>Successfully host your own game.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>No Type-killing</td><td>Kill an enemy who is typing.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Put Him Out of His Misery</td><td>There's just one message in the PDA - 'Kill Spasman.'
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>That's All Folks</td><td>Get banned from a server.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Ground is Entirely Fogged Out</td><td>Reach an incredibly high altitude.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Time 2 Klime</td><td>Complete a climb map.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Zap Em, Whack Em</td><td>Tase an enemy then kill them with a sword.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Zoned</td><td>Kill an enemy with a hadouken.
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