<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Cunning Plan</td><td>Find an Oversized Papier-Maché Hamlet Head.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Be Honest</td><td>You Just Wanted to Make Out Some More.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Crazy Like a FOX</td><td>Out-Crazy Laertes.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Decisions, Decisions</td><td>Read the Book Within A Book.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>EXTREME Chiropractor!</td><td>Break Three People's Necks.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble</td><td>Discover a Delicious Recipe for Stew.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Freestyled</td><td>Lose a Rap Battle Against a Gravedigger.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hammertime</td><td>Meet Yourself Through Time Travel.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Inaction Man</td><td>Cheat at Solitaire.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>J'ACCUSE!</td><td>Find a Flaw in Hamlet's Book.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Live and Let Rye</td><td>Observe a Sandwich Overdose.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Mind Control</td><td>Control Reality Using Ophelia's Thoughts.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Montage!</td><td>Train Your Skills Using the Power of Montage.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>MORE HUGS</td><td>Experience the Most Awkward Hug Ever.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Nobody Will Miss Polonius</td><td>Murder That Guy Polonius for No Real Reason.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>North By NorthNorth</td><td>Inhabit the Author's Consciousness.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Not To Be</td><td>Choose To Play As King Hamlet, Sr.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Party Boat!</td><td>Party on a Boat.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Queen Me</td><td>Beat Queen Gertrude at Chess.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Royal Note Passer</td><td>Get an ENTIRE Court to Read an Incriminating Letter.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Rules Lawyering!</td><td>Score a Point Through Your Pedantry.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Seal of Approval</td><td>Commit Mail Fraud.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Stairmaster</td><td>Push Two People in a Row Down Stairs.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Such Manners!</td><td>Be Polite.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>They're Fine</td><td>Attempt to Puppeteer the Fate of Others.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>This Should Be Fun!</td><td>Invent Second Person Pronoun-Paradoxial Auto-Dramatic Irony.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>To Be He</td><td>Choose To Play As Hamlet.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>To Be She</td><td>Choose To Play As Ophelia.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Two Moves?!</td><td>Be the Worst Possible Chess Player.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>ULTRA COMBO</td><td>Kill Hamlet by Muscle Memory.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Under the Sea</td><td>Explore a Sunken Ship as a Ghost.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>When Exactly Were You Practicing?</td><td>Blatantly Lie About Your Fencing Skills.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Yo Hamlet, Smell Ya Later!</td><td>Describe Hamlet's Situation in Rhyming Verse.
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