<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>A Milk Dish Served Cold</td><td>Button had kittens.Shelly attempted to throw kittens out onto street,but were taken in by Jooseppi,were running another protest infront of OssifiedEgg.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>American Pie</td><td>When Chief heard you'd put Adrien&Button away for good,&about incredible a job you'd done breaking case,he looked up&said:"get out of my office,Jones".
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bad Kitty</td><td>Button went away,&received no legal or financial support from Bundts ever again.Shelly adopted new orphan kitten to train in ways of prudishness&pomp.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Best Buddies</td><td>You beat the game without Franky ever seeing the inside of a jail cell. Truly the best of buddies.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Blast of Silence</td><td>All bang, no buck. Your hands are sweaty, but you know why.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Bubble Vacation</td><td>You broke a major case, and now Franky has a gun. You're not sure it was such a good idea to give gun to a cat, but - she's happy w/it shooting bubble.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Business As Usual</td><td>Adrien Fois went on to buy an even nicer suit, with gold threading hand stitched by a starving rat.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Cat Burglar</td><td>So THAT'S how the perps got into Ossified Egg. They're fun, too!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Employees Are Required</td><td>You beat the game with clean hands. Just like your momma taught you.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Fire Bug</td><td>The fiendish gleam in Franky's eyes when she sees the torch rounds tells you - never, ever let Franky have the torch rounds.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Flower Girl</td><td>The flowers make Franky sneeze, but you like them, so Franky can just deal with it.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Franky Hater</td><td>Shot Franky - an adorable, helpless, friendly little gumshoe - a bunch of times. Harsh man, harsh.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Goldie</td><td>They smell like angels ought to smell.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gumshoe</td><td>You always wanted someone to call you a Gumshoe, but never figured it'd involve literal gum.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gumshoe</td><td>You broke a minor case, and totally biffed a major one, but - still. You've got your jobs, and your partner is your best friend in the world.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Hot Tin</td><td>Tennessee Williams would be proud of you.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I Would Walk 500 Miles</td><td>You walked 500 miles worth of beat. Way to go!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>I Would Walk 500 More</td><td>You walked 500 more. You're the Investigator who walked 1000 miles!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Key To Executive Washroom</td><td>In recognition of your valiant Investigative efforts across the multiverse's many timelines, Xtra Kleen awards you with key to the executive washroom.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Like A Cat</td><td>Button got reduced sentence of 5years,served 2,&walked out of prison's gates&into paws of Flynn. They had multiple litters of alley kittens.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Loose Cannon</td><td>It was all the Chief could do to keep Franky out of jail. You and her ended up with jobs as bussers at the Slice of Pi.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Sterling</td><td>They're what's inside of you. What's keeping you alive.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Deathbed Conversion</td><td>Adrien Fois now wears t-shirts and suspenders, and his most beloved hobby is bowling.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Fall Guy</td><td>As opposed to Max, he spent his 10 years in a white collar minimum security resort. They have conjugal visits, you know.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>The Middle Manager</td><td>Upon his release,found his office at Hi-Table smelled curiosity of cat pee.Never found its source,&eventually forced to vacate his posh corner office.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>They Cut A Deal</td><td>Xtra Kleen's timeline began with you. Extra-dimensional bathrooms everywhere owe their cleanliness to your achievement.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>They Got Off Easy</td><td>Getting away with murder emboldened them, leading to a life of crimes numerous and far worse.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>They Went Away</td><td>The Blind Mice went down for murder in the first degree, and were sentenced to life in prison.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>They Were Never Here</td><td>The Blind Mice were never brought to justice, and in fact, you were only vaguely aware that "The Blind Mice" were a thing of which to be aware.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Toil and Trouble</td><td>The bubble rounds were probably a joke, but they seem useful, and Franky likes them, so - net win.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Wobbly MK 2/3</td><td>Your non-lethal service revolver. An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age.
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