<br><table width='100%' cellpadding=3 cellspacing=3 border=0><tr valign='top'><th>Achievement</th><th>How to unlock
</th></tr><tr valign='top'><td>100 Kills</td><td>Spermicide.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>15,000 Sperm Bank Bucks</td><td>Feeling rich?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>200 Kills</td><td>Double Spermicide.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>300 Kills</td><td>Triple Spermicide.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>5,000 Sperm Bank Bucks</td><td>A little nest egg...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>50,000 Sperm Bank Bucks</td><td>I am the 1%.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>500 Kills</td><td>Crazy Spermicide.
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Concieved</td><td>Egg, meet sperm!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Died</td><td>That wasn't so hard, was it?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Digested</td><td>Whoops, wrong hole!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Gone Home</td><td>Screw you guys, I'm going home!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Last to the Party</td><td>Poor little guy...
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Pacifist</td><td>Can't we all just get along?
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Prime Digest</td><td>First into the tummy!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Quintuplets</td><td>Minivan? No, clown car!
</td></tr><tr valign='top'><td>Twins</td><td>Double the trouble!
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